On 01, May 2010 | One Comment
I was going to title this entry “11 Things I Hate to Find in My Stream,” but that sounded like more of a medical-related post.
1. “Just got back from the gym. Great workout today!”
Yeah? I just drank a six pack and currently have a sizable amount of ice cream on my pants that I’m too lazy to address. You’re not better than me.
On 15, Oct 2009 | 3 Comments
The web is full of lists telling you who to follow on twitter. Users for your job search. Users for money tips. Users for tax advice. Even twitter users for colon cleansing. But I’m not using twitter to be productive. I’m just looking to be entertained. With that, I present to you (in no particular order) the 12 Funniest People to Follow on Twitter:
On 12, Oct 2009 | No Comments
On my amazing three week trip through Europe, I traveled by just about every method of transportation possible — taxi, plane, ferry, subway, horse, foot and train. Each leg went swimmingly, with the exception of my round-trip flight on Ryan Air. While sitting aboard that scam with wings, I began composing a long blog post rant. But, upon return home, I stumbled upon a fake Ryan Air twitter account that comforted me. For some reason it’s easier to go through a horrible experience when there is someone else that has felt your pain. Upon a more thorough twitter search, I was wildly entertained by the endless supply of Ryan Air related tweets. While many are not in English, even those seem filled with disdain for this airline. Since Ryan Air has no twitter account to speak of, these tweets just go rampant. So, in lieu of my 10 page rant, here are some of my favorite tweets about Ryan Air (ok, with a little dialog snuck in here and there). And, while this is going to be more tweets than you care to read, know that it took a lot of will to stop at twenty-one.
This one pretty much nails it. I should just stop there. I won’t, but I should.